This lazy river ride is cool! Wait, I mean, freezing cold! Even in July, you'll shiver your timbers. I really enjoy floating under the stadium seating. If you've been, you know what I mean.
Type: Water Ride or Attraction
Height: 0 - 99 ft.
Speed: 0 - 29 mph
Duration: 3+ min.
Inversion and Rotation:
Rotation, but no Inversions
It's a nice, lazy day on the river. I wouldn't say that it rambles, but it's a nice relaxing wow.
I would give this a higher rating if the water was a little warmer. I've never felt the pain of frostbite in July before Big Bird's Rambling River.